How Many Civil Servants does it take to Light a Bonfire?


Americans have their fireworks on the anniversary of the day they claimed their independence. I can understand that; it makes complete sense to me.

But today, in the UK,  we celebrate the attempt of Guy Fawkes back in 1605, to blow up our Houses of Parliament; surely the strangest event a nation has ever continued to commemorate.

Parliament, of course, survived the infamous gunpowder plot and today continues to spew out endless quantities of paper on Brexit.

Q: How many civil servants does it take to light a bonfire?
A: One to strike the match and 23 to fill in the paperwork.

You’ve got to laugh, but then, laughing is very good for you.

Laughter is the Fireworks of The Soul – Josh Billings

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